Mezcal Slogans and Quotes

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Mezcal Sayings:

  • Anyone can drink Mezcal but it takes intelligence to enjoy Mezcal
  • For everything wrong and for everything right - Mezcal
  • Mezcal - For everything wrong and for everything right
  • For everything wrong - Mezcal - and for everything right
  • one thing you can never walk away from is yourself and Mezcal
  • One should always believe in something... I believe I'm gonna have another taste of Mezcal
  • Mezcal makes the cute377cb283aa509535d64961d7a0038fe
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  • With Mezcal you don’t have to worry about whodunnit
  • Re-Think the Worm
  • ReThink the Worm
  • Mezcal is Not Tequila but Tequila is Mezcal
  • Mezcal for the Body and Soul
  • A mezcal to begin another to continue.
  • Begin with Mezcal Continue with Mezcal
  • Mezcal is a State of Mind
  • Mezcal is a State of Mine
  • "Contrary to public belief, tequila is, by law, not allowed to contain the worm."
  • Mezcal You Later
  • Worm You Later Mezcal
  • Mezcal Speaks People Mumble
  • A fine Mezcal may be judged with only one sip but it's better to be thoroughly sure - A
    Mezcal Proverb
  • You don't find Mezcal, Mezcal finds you!
  • Sip it! Don't shoot it!
  • Sorry Rehab for my Mezcal addiction didn’t work!
  • “El trago de mezcal, como lo senos de las mujeres, uno es insuficiente, tres son demasiados.”
  • Mezcal is as women's breasts , one or two is enough, three is too many
  • for each misfortune: mescal; for all good fortunes: pour me another one!
  • Be careful: One Mezcal is just right, two is too many, three is not enough.
  • I only drink Mezcal when I’m in love and when I’m not.
  • I drink Mezcal when I win, to celebrate. And I drink Mezcal when I lose, to console myself.
  • Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient Mezcal.
  • There is no such thing as a bad Mezcal. Some Mezcals just happen to be better than others.
  • Mezcal is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a Mezcal teetotaler; I don't like beer.
  • Why do I sip Mezcal for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?
  • I drink Mezcal when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
  • Mezcal makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.
  • When asked why you are drinking simply add sipping Mezcal is not drinking.
  • “Trust me you can dance” Mezcal
  • Don't take life too serious Life is simple eat sleep and drink Mezcal
  • That awkward moment when someone ask you to choose between them or Mezcal
  • Sometimes Mezcal is just necessary.
  • Mezcal improves with age I improve with Mezcal okay
  • Mezcal is the secret of my energy
  • Sometimes Mezcal is just necessarymezcal-water
  • Mezcal 4 Life
  • Dear God thank you for Mezcal; keep up the good work.
  • Water is for Plants Mezcal is for Men


Mezcal or in english Mescal - remember the 'S's' and your good to go:

  • Savor the first, Sip the second, Skip the third.
  • Savor the first. Sip the second Slowly. Skip the third.
  • Savor the 1st. Sip the 2nd Slowly. Skip the 3rd or Start over on the 4th.
  • Savor the first. Sip the second Slowly. Skip the third. Stay Sober
  • Savor the 1st. Sip the 2nd Slowly. Skip the 3rd. Start over on the 4th if Still Sober.


Caution: It's said 'for everything there is Mezcal' but we add 'except for one thing' - getting drunk. Please drink responsibly. The most accurate and dependable book on living life at its fullest says 'wine (or Mezcal) makes the heart rejoice' and 'makes life enjoyable' (Ps 104:15; Ec 10:19) but overindulgence can certainly lead to harm (Pr 23:29-31)! If you drink at all please drink in moderation! (Quotes from NWT)